Sanchez Sanchez Sanchez

Psst. Meet at Nowhere Bookshop tonight.

Nov 04, 2025

Morning!

Just a quick reminder that I have an event tonight at Nowhere Bookshop in San Antonio at 6 pm! I’m not sure if anyone is coming because I’m not from San Antonio and only two of Carly’s five children can attend. I’m working on Jasper, the third one. I made him dinner last night, but it turns out he’s allergic to tofu and couldn’t eat it. So anyway, that’s how serious I am. You might get tofu. Luckily, my cousin Amelia lives in town with her husband Garrett. They’re military and I asked them to bring the platoon, but I don’t think that’s how that works. Maybe Greg Abbott could deploy the National Guard.

So anyway, I made this graphic.

Carly asked me why it says Sanchez Sanchez Sanchez.

The simple answer: they are text boxes I didn’t use and forgot about, but I have to admit, the placement is a little Da Vinci Code. They’re directly over the River Center, across from the Menger Hotel (the most haunted hotel in Texas), and kitty corner from the Alamo. Hidden text, strategically placed in a meaningful historical location over a civic gathering place … it’s hard to ignore. I’m half expecting a revolutionary by the name of Sanchez to appear at my event. I will sign a book. I might join the cause.

But to any Dan Brown fans who are wrapped up in this puzzle, I want to clarify that there is no secret meeting at the River Center, even though that’s what it looks like. The event is at Nowhere Bookshop at 6 pm tonight. We will talk about vampires, witches, and hidden meanings but not in a secret society way. We’ll focus more on whether they’re hot.

As enticement, here is a video of last week’s party. Come tonight, if you can!

Nevermind, here are a few pics. As you can see, it was totally normal.